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Thursday, January 10, 2013

And the Razzie goes to . . .



I'm disappointed in this year's Razzie nominations for the worst cinematic experiences of 2012. My worst film of 2012 - the dismal Rock of Ages - didn't receive one lousy nomination! The lucky winners of the 33rd Annual Razzie Awards will be announced on "Oscar Eve", Saturday, February 23, and here are the nominations with my predictions in pink:

WORST PICTURE
Battleship
Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure
That's My Boy
A Thousand Words
Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2

WORST ACTRESS
Katherine Heigl in One for the Money
Milla Jovovich in Resident Evil #5: Retribution
Tyler Perry (In Drag) in Madea's Witless Protection
Kristen Stewart in Snow White and The Huntsman & Twilight S.B.D. #2
Barbra Streisand in The Guilt Trip

WORST ACTOR
Nicolas Cage in Ghost Rider 2: Spirit of Vengeance & Seeking Justice
Eddie Murphy in A Thousand Words
Robert Pattinson in Twilight S.B.D. #2
Tyler Perry (Not in Drag) in Alex Cross & Good Deeds
Adam Sandler in That's My Boy

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Jessica Biel in Playing For Keeps & Total Recall
Brooklyn Decker in Battleship & What to Expect When You're Expecting
Ashley Green in Twilight S.B.D. #2
Jennifer Lopez in What to Expect When You're Expecting
Rihanna in Battleship

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
David Hasselhoff (as "Himself") in Pirannha 3-DD
Taylor Lautner in Twilight S.B.D. #2
Liam Neeson in Battleship & Wrath of the Titans
Nick Swardson in That's My Boy
Vanilla Ice (as "Himself") in That's My Boy

WORST SCREEN COUPLE
Any Combination of Two Cast Members from Jersey Shore in The Three Stooges
Mackenzie Foy & Taylor Lautner in Twilight: S.B.D. #2
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart in Twilight: S.B.D. #2
Tyler Perry & His Drag Get-Up in Madea's Witless Protection
Adam Sandler and either Leighton Meester, Andy Samberg or Susan Sarandon in That's My Boy

WORST DIRECTOR
Sean Anders for That's My Boy
Peter Berg for Battleship
Bill Condon for Twilight S.B.D. #2
Tyler Perry for Good Deeds & Madea's Witless Protection
John Putch for Atlas Shrugged: Part II

WORST SCREEN ENSEMBLE
The Entire Cast of Battleship
The Entire Cast of Oogieloves in The Big Balloon Adventure
The Entire Cast of That's My Boy
The Entire Cast of Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn, Part 2
The Entire Cast of Madea's Witless Protection

WORST SCREENPLAY
Atlas Shrugged: Part II
Battleship
That's My Boy
A Thousand Words
Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2

WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF OR SEQUEL
Ghost Rider 2: Spirit of Vengeance
Pirannha 3-DD
Red Dawn
Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
Madea's Witless Protection

3 comments:

joel65913 said...

The inclusion of Barbra Streisand is ridiculous, she was just fine in The Guilt Trip. The rest of the noms make sense though.

Marc said...

I've not seen The Guilt Trip, but Streisand's performance looks very amusing in the previews. I think the Razzie guy just isn't a Babs fan.

Rex said...

That's My Boy was terrible. I went to it because I thought it could be OK and it was the next movie starting. I sat through to the end. I actually went to a second movie that day to "cleanse my palate" and it did much more than that: the premier of "Magic Mike." :)